One of the questions was: “How often do you shit your pants,” another was. “I farted in my shorts” and went on to say in the body of the post; “In front of my girlfriend and a ball of hard shit fell to the floor, she broke up with me. How do I get her back?”

I seriously thought I was being wound-up so today I typed; “How often do you shit your pants yahoo questions,” (actually I typed in wuestions and was asked if I meant questions, which makes me want to misspell all kinds of shit. (Just a minute…Bugger. I just typed in thit hoping to be asked if I meant shit, but it seems there’s a lot of thit’s on the netz).

So anyway, the request sent me to a whole ream of shit related questions. The; “How often do you shit in your pants,” being the first.  This is how the question was phrased;

How often do you shit your pants? (source). With the main post asking; “just outa curiousity cause lately iv been doing it about every 3 days. It getting out of control. Is it from the meth I do? (The typos belong to the author)

On its own it can either be funny or sad, depending if you do meth or not. What made it funny, almost hilarious for me were the replies. One read; “ummm…never…. that just isn’t normal, if you are doing meth, shitting your pants is the least of your problems..” Another read; “i do it all the time now so i just wear diapers and no one knows unless it smells.” My favorite was; “Disgusting , never in my life, shitting in paints…….yuck…….” I think the last guy has some interior decorating issues.

Are these people who ask questions like; “How often do you shit your pants” for real? Do they post for a laugh or are some of the questions serious. Is there really a meth addict who frequently shits his pants? Could it be a female meth addict who drops the bombs on a regular basis? Is he/she posting in the hope of hearing from likeminded pant shitting meth addicts so he/she can form some kind of self help group for pant shitting meth addicts? (That was a long sentence wasn’t it). Whatever the case maybe, I shall peruse yahoo questions on a regular basis from now on.

So have you seen anything similar on yahoo questions or other similar sites? If so, drop me a line and share the mirth.